People see it all the time in music videos, on the news, in the newspapers etc. The plane door opens and out steps a U.S. soldier dressed in a combat uniform. Families rush to their side, and the....

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Darcy Wytko, Editor-in-chief

 On the morning of Sept. 11, 2001, I was about to catch a plane back to New York. I’d been living in Manhattan for two years, and I’d just graduated from theater school. Before I took the city by....

The past two weeks, my relationship column has been directed towards the female audience. I have gotten questions for advice from men on what to say or how to act around their girlfriends or potential girlfriends. Well guys, you asked....

Who likes cheap beer?

Nobody admits to loving cheap beer – but it’s out there, in many a dorm and beer pong cup. Most drink it because they’re broke.

It would be a disservice for me, a self-proclaimed beer cacahuate, to just....

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Erica Spalti(right) Assistant on-line editor

This week’s relationships 101 topic is friendship. Every girl has them, and no I am not talking about friendships in general. I am talking about that one specific relationship. That one friend who you tell everything too, who makes you....

Relationships. Oh boy where does one even start with relationships? There are so many different kinds: love and hate relationships, family and friend’s relationships. All of them have their ups…and their downs. However, none of these relationships are as haunting....

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Quinn Eddy, Assistant News Editor

 The last time I lost my wallet, a friend of mine told me to call it.

I feel like I’ve said something funny when I get “haha” in my texts. If I get one with more than two “has” - I’m....

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Darcy Wytko, Editor-in-chief

In America, deworming is something we do to our pets – not our children. Here, kids cut school because they want to go play Halo 3. In developing nations, children miss class because worms are gnawing holes in their....

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"So, you got to college- GREAT! Good for you! Perhaps it took you a year to find what you wanted. Maybe when you got to college you knew EXACTLY what you wanted to do. Or maybe you knew going....

 
Remember that text you shouldn’t have sent last night? Textsfromlastnight.com does.  Here’s a few of the Observer’s all-time favorites (in their raw, poor grammar glory):

(703): Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found....