Crooked Arm Owes Me Twenty Bucks

Hold together the ulna and radius
while person A drills the holes.
Cut and fit the titanium plates.
Place pressure on the scalpel
while doing your best to keep the
incision parallel with the ulna.
Add titanium plates and screws.
Sew up the incision (staple if necessary).
Wrap with fiberglass.
Sign with a felt tip pen.

          MICHAEL COOOPER